Now with Walk on Water Action!!!

Roused myself out of bed and realized that my weekend was over and I have to go back to work tonight and work through everyone else's weekend. Nothing to rain on your parade like having to deal with the general public for 12+ hours everyday for the entire weekend. Life might not be so bad but as an MP I get to deal with military dependents, the lowest and saddest form of life on earth (right after bloggers).

"My daddy is (a) "any important sounding title here" so you have to do what I say!"

Whatever. BTW, have a Jesus action figure. Fun for the whole family.

There's a Fred Durst porn video floating around the internet but I don't think I want to subject anyone else to his horrific 'O' face and tiny angst-ridden no-talent wigger penis so go find it your damn self if you want it.