The Colbert Massacre

I don't know how many people caught it but on C-SPAN tonight Steven Colbert (of Comedy Central Colbert Report) got up during the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in Washington and in front of Generals, diplomats, jouralists, Supreme Court Justices, and not ten feet from the President and the First Lady just fucking roasted Bush. Killed him. People jaws were hitting the floor and I was expecting a secret service team to rush the stage and drag him off to a Black Site in Romania at any moment. This went on for nearly a half of an hour. My brain was sending mixed signals to my body to laugh, cry and cheer all at the same time. He didn't just go after the Bush Adminstration he went after Generals, weak-ass wipped journalists, Justice Scalia, fucking everyone. It was like he standing up there with a flame-thrower and just burning down the entire goddamned building.

You know it's pretty sad when a comedian has the balls to stand up in a public (live broadcast) event infront of Bush and just go ape shit while the press, for the past six years, curls up into a ball and wimpers that if the White House and the Pentagon shoves any more their collective cock up their asses they're likely to have white roapy strands of jizz flying from their nostrils. So you know what? I stand up and cheer for Steven Colbert, a man with some fucking balls in a generation of emasculated, poll watching, stock holder cuddling, middle of the road shit lickers. Fuck the Times. Fuck the Post. Fuck CNN. Fuck Murdoch and his propaganda outlet. Fuck NBC, ABC, CBS, and fuck the entire AP, Rueters, fuck them all. Comedy Central is now your ray of truthy sunshine in a cesspool of lies and appeasement. How sad is that shit?

*Breath*

Linkage:
Video of the Putrid Expulsion of Truth

http://thankyoustephencolbert.org/


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