Warning: Keep out of reach of children!

Well, it's not even 9:00 in the morning and I'm drinking again. Oh well. Got off work this morning after dealing with every person evolution has ever missed. FUCK. Went to the store and bought a couple cases of Guinness and some ham and egg salad sandwiches and now it' on.

What else does a guy need when he has beer, misdirected rage, egg and ham sandwiches? Double anal porn of course.