Oh, and another thing.

What the fuck is up with all these fake "country" motherfuckers? Where the fuck do these Neanderthals get off with their "proud to be a redneck" bullshit? Believe it or not the term "redneck" is not synonymous with being a White Trash Piece of Shit (or a WTPS). A redneck is a person that earns their living toiling in the fields or other such hard labor. The "red necks" coming from heavy tan on their necks from being over under the sun in the fields all fucking day long. This is an honorable and dignified profession and one that is due respect. Most of the Mexican immigrants that these fake rednecks love to hate for “stealing their jobs” and diluting their bullshit cracker culture? Yeah, those are the real rednecks, the ones that work the fields that put food on your table. They are the ones that should carry the title with pride, not the frauds with their phony act.

My bet is that most of them (especially the women) haven’t done a day in the fields in their lives. Being some trailer bound, NASCAR watching, 3 broke ass cars on the lawn owning, hygienically challenged, obese, grammatically inept, inbred piece of human waste makes you WHITE TRASH. You are not a redneck if your sorry fucking ass works at the bottom of the service industry and you are an uneducated, uncultured piece of rural living shit. Don't steal the title of "redneck" from men and women that make an honest living in the agrarian/farming industry. I blame things like "Larry the Cable Guy's" fake ass bullshit comedy act. This entire Blue Color comedy movement is an attempt by more intelligent non-White Trash folks to make a buck off stupid uncultured and simple fucks by giving them a gold star for being an embarrassment to our species.

What’s even worse than white trash trying to pass themselves off as some proud breed of agrarian aristocracy, the inheritors of the traditions of Jefferson or the honorable hard working character of the southern yeoman or tenant farmer or more commonly the bad Western or romance novel persona of the independent rancher/cowboy? (Most real cowboys were, by modern standards, disreputable figures or even worse Mexicans). The wanna-be, the lowest form of live on Earth. Just because you were born in or raised in Texas or the South does not make you "country". Because you had pretty horses on your bedroom wall as a kid and daddy raised you to vote Republican and watch NASCAR does not entitle you to some confused pride in being "country". Because you wear trucker hats and drive a gigantic goddamned truck does not make you a fucking cowboy. Or cowgirl. What the FUCK is a cowgirl? 90% of the missed blow job opportunities that claim to be "cowboys" or "cowgirls" haven't been on a fucking horse in their life. 90% of the ones that have rode them around for leisure and fun because their daddy could afford to buy them one (a mustang at 14 and a Mustang at 16). You do not herd cattle for a living; you are not a cow-fucking-anything.

Take down your stupid Confederate flag, the war is over, your ancestors are Scots-Irish from Jersey and you live in a Charleston suburb. WHY are you "proud to be a Southern girl/boy"? What great contributions has the South made? What does even being "Southern" mean? Newsflash, the most southern people I've met are all black people. Again, being white trash, or worse wanna-be middle class suburban white trash, is not an accomplishment. All that proud to be a redneck/country boy/southern boy/Confederate/country bullshit that you plaster all over the place is the creation of people who are just trying make a buck of your ignorant ass. It's a fucking pop culture caricature of a culture that didn't exist until it was created by the media. You are the consumer of a mocking stereotype. You suck at life. Fuck you.

Take your stupid "Git-R-Done" stickers off your car, get those retarded flashing pictures and icons off your MySpace page, take off the cowboy hat, stop saying reckon, nobody gives a shit if Dodge/Chevy/Ford makes the best trucks ever. You wanna know who makes the best fucking trucks ever you fucking tool? Toyota. Toyota makes the best fucking trucks ever. Don't think so? Ask the thousands of mujahedeen, insurgents, Special Forces soldiers, rebels and far ranging academics and explorers of the world which brand of stripped down machine they use to get their asses over mountains and forests and every shitting place in world and they'll tell you nothing's good for a Jihad like a Toyota. But Toyota's don't have the cup holders that will accommodate your Big Gulp, do they? Better make it a Ford after all. You're "redneck" ass will need those cup holders for all those grueling highway miles.