Please keep to the right...

We got a boot ass Pfc the other day and this poor kid is so lost its not even funny. Really; I'm not laughing. This kid went to motherfucking MP school, and he doesnt know how to put together his fucking Black-Gear. What the fuck is that? When I got to PMO nobody showed me how to do it, but common-sense prevailed and I put the shit together. Plus he shows up on his first day of work...and hour late...with no fresh haircut...but he's a real MP so he'll move right up the foodchain as opposed to all the augments that "don't know shit" and "won't be there for long", like myself and another Marine that know the job...and will be there until November, which will add up to a year...but we're just fucking Augments, so fuck us.

Which bring me to another Marine who will pick up Corporal in a few days. This guy is so dumb that he did more than four years in the Marine corps and never even got close to picking up. Oh, and he's a total mental case that couldn't lead a group of Marines out of a wet-dream. Well guess the fuck what? After nearly five years this underserving, never should have been allowed to re-enlist, shit bag, three toothed fuck-wit is going to be a NCO. We're in good hands, sleep tight America.

Enjoy your week.