Avril ravaged by walrus.
My friend Greg informed me via his attention whore substation (MySpace) that everyone's favorite jailbait masurbation fantasy, Avril Lavigne, covered the System of a Down song 'Chop Suey'. Why? None of her central fanbase listens to System of a Down so the only reason I could think of that this singing, dancing corporate Muppet would do so in order to boulster her "street cred" or something. You know she can't do anything public, so much as something on stage in front of tens of thousands of screaming allowences, unless she get the nod from her Record Label daddy first. Cha-ching. She's hardcore in that PG-13, it's ok to let me 14 year old buy this album, sort of way. Did you know she hangs out with Marilyn Manson. RAWK!
And finally: A walrus pounding his pud.
posted by Tom @ 09:43
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i wonder if that walrus ever blew a load in his own face. i hear it can sting if it gets ya in the eye...
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