Please keep to the right...

We got a boot ass Pfc the other day and this poor kid is so lost its not even funny. Really; I'm not laughing. This kid went to motherfucking MP school, and he doesnt know how to put together his fucking Black-Gear. What the fuck is that? When I got to PMO nobody showed me how to do it, but common-sense prevailed and I put the shit together. Plus he shows up on his first day of work...and hour late...with no fresh haircut...but he's a real MP so he'll move right up the foodchain as opposed to all the augments that "don't know shit" and "won't be there for long", like myself and another Marine that know the job...and will be there until November, which will add up to a year...but we're just fucking Augments, so fuck us.

Which bring me to another Marine who will pick up Corporal in a few days. This guy is so dumb that he did more than four years in the Marine corps and never even got close to picking up. Oh, and he's a total mental case that couldn't lead a group of Marines out of a wet-dream. Well guess the fuck what? After nearly five years this underserving, never should have been allowed to re-enlist, shit bag, three toothed fuck-wit is going to be a NCO. We're in good hands, sleep tight America.

Enjoy your week.

The usual bullshit

Like every other Tuesday we had our "Training Day" bullshit today instead of getting the day off like we are supposed to. We form up for PT and we're about to kick it off when our Master Sergeant comes out. Now this guy can't do more than a half dozen dead hang pull ups but because hes a beanstalk and a runner he thinks he a PT stud or some shit. So he takes us out on a hour long run, I'd say about 6 miles or so. Not cool considering I was expecting some easy 3 mile bullsiht and went out ot Happy Hour the Day before. Oh well, I stayed in the run so fuck it I suppose.

Found out not too long ago that I will remain an MP until around November or so and I can expect to recieve regular ass fuckings until then. After that, a diffrent kind of forced sodomy...maybe throat fucking...maybe I'll be jerking off the whole command...hell maybe just more ass fucking; my career choices are endless.

I found out that one of the Females I work with (diffrent platoon thank guiness) was stupid enough to post "artistic" nudes of herself on the internet. Woah babycakes! Yuh gone fuck'd yerself now.

She's one of those moody introspective types that loves to bleed angst and bemoan life in general in way that she hopes will make her seem sophisticated and complex...when in reality she a stupid whore that we all now know, at least, looks half-way decent in a corset. Huray for corsets. I guess hse got in trouble for it in a previous command but she kept on doing it. The stupid shit people do for attention while trying to make it seem like they could care less about the attention...kills me.

To wrap up my post here is a wonderful story of a boy and his dog. Or his neighbours dog.

BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!

It's nearly for in the morning and I'm drunk and have to be at work by six - my ride gets here at 5:45. Fuck that, no one cares. I'm posting because of this quote I read by a Army Lt. General. Thats three stars for all you non-military types. Here it is:

“George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States, he was appointed by God.”
-Lt. Gen. William G. Boykin

What. The. Fuck.

I always condidered the Generals to be fairly grounded people, if not a little nuts. This dude is just fucking nuts. FUCK. I'm so sick of this shit I don't know how much longer I can take these people until I totally lose it. Fuck it. I'm off to go protect and serve.

Jerry Springer - Europe

If you ever thought the American welfare system was bad you haven't been to Western or Central Europe, a place in the world that left-wingers love to go on and on about how great it is. "Well in (European country they have never been too) they do it like this and it's just great" blah, blah, blah. This story just kind of made me shake my head in wonder. This another painful example of the economically and culturally crippling welfare states of Europe. The US welfare system may contribute to the decay of the traditional American work ethic and rapidly disappearing sense of self respect but at least its not an financial sink-hole like in Europe, I suppose.

The whole mess of welfare and government supported unemployment just turns me stomach. It leads to a sense among people from first world countries that think their governments and the world in general owes them something. And people wonder why their jobs are being out sourced to other counties. It's too expensive to keep Americans and Europeans happy with our level of productivity.

America, Fuck Yeah!

So my buddy from my old unit and I go out to get a bite to eat tonight at this family-run Greek place we really like. Being as oblivious to the world as we are we pull into the nearly empty parking lot and walk right through the front door and past the closed sign. We are about to sit down and the son who works behind the counter leans over and tells us they are closed. We start to apologize and leave until he recognizes us and the daughter who also works there comes out of the back and ushers us to a table and tell us they are still open "for you guys". A little back ground: we eat here once or twice a week and when they found out we were Marines they started treating us totally different and going so far as to take stuff off our tab and never charging us tax. They were cool people to begin with but when they found out we were Marines they became the greatest. The thing tonight was just icing on the cake for me.

This incident made me start to think a lot more about something that I've wondered at for a long time: the way Americans react to people in the military esp Marines (and trust me there is a difference in attitude about Marines, both good and bad). The ones that really seem to care and to appreciate military members are immigrants such as the people that run the Greek joint. I'm not sure if this is because they have a better understanding of American freedoms coming from another country, if its cultural, or it's just coincidence. Since 9/11 Americans have all piled onto the bull-shit patriotic bandwagon with their little "Support our Troops" bumper stickers and God-Bless out Troops advertisement gimmicks. Everyone wants to prove how "patriotic" they are and how much they love the military. These same people are more than happy to vote for war-mongering asshole neo-cons that are just mashing their teeth in anticipation of getting us into another war as a way of "supporting their troops". Thanks guys. It's okay though because these same assholes are sure to give me a 2% cost of living raise this year.

These people want to vote Republican and hunt down the evil-doers and give up their freedoms and civil liberties and sign off on the round-up of anyone with a Arabic name, etc. The same ignorant uber patriotic middle American sheep who just don't get what America is all about, what the United States military is really here to protect.

I'm here to protect the right of Mohammed Fashid Jalafar and his right to come to this country and make a better life and send his daughters to school and worship at a mosque. I'm here to protect the right of the ACLU to take the legal battles of the American underdogs, right or wrong, to court and give them a fair chance at having their dissenting opinion be heard. I'm here to protect the right of the NAACP to piss of white people in an attempt (even if miss guided) to compensate their people for hundreds of years of abuse and to insure it never happens again. I'm here to protect Unions and corporations to pursue their agendas and the agendas of the workers and the stock holders they represent. I'm here to protect my Marxist friend and his right to assemble a viable American Communist Party. I'm here to protect the real America, the America that until recently has served as a beacon of freedom and liberty and inclusiveness for the past 229 years.

So if you're one of those assholes don't thank me for defending America from terrorists because it's not your America I'm defending.